Can't tell if Deadspin is so eager for this thing to start so they can irrationally support it, or irrationally tear it down. I'm sure Chappelle-doppelgänger will do a great job, in any event.

Top notch! +1

Bush League Chew.

Me neither. If I need legal help, I plan to retain BlessedToComment.

Full disclosure. For the longest time, I thought Miserable Shitehawk and All Over But The Sharting were Albert Burneko. Are you working for Gawker Media too, now?

WHY YOUR TEAM SUCKS: MINNESOTA VIKINGS

“🎶FLY AS HIGH AS THE SUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!🎶”

Yup. I remember how well the “Cowboys” portion of that answer went over here in Redskins country.

Duke hat. Of course.

I thought it was because he asked C.J. Wilson if he could borrow his pen.

Guess she likes steak sauce more than mayo.

Gimme a break, willya? I got thirty grand on Speith!

That stadium...