mrkdilkington
Mr. K. Dilkington
mrkdilkington

+1

Just for future reference, it’s difficult to convey sarcasm in print. This post was supposed to be sarcastic, right?

Uhh..the P.J. Williams getting a DUI story might be worth a quick scribble.

That goddamn shot... Rat-holed my beautiful parlay.

A Mr. Caballero on line one...

Makes you smeel mainly!

Great piece, man. If you walked into their offices today, you'd be the best basketball writer at the Washington fucking Post.

He went up for a block on Miles Plumlee, got dunked on, and sliced himself on the underside of the rim between his middle and ring finger.

I hope these two fuckoes (fucki?) keep the word "tampering" in the news so long, sales of Q-tips and Macaroni & Cheese plummet.

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I love me some Bill Hicks, but oh man, this song.

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DUAN! Wonderfully horrible songs tacked on the end of comedy records:

+1 upended dustbin in Shaftsbury

Ha! +1 Malachi Crunch

He's very good!

Shit! (Pronounced: shy-TEE)

Shit!

"Over at WJFK, a rival sports station in the market, they've been exploiting Snyder's latest PR debacle, airing new promos all day proclaiming, "No Man Cave! No Mandates! And no Mr. Snyder signing the checks!"