[practices running back into room with piss dribbling down goddamn leg]

Dumb fun for big dopes.

"What a proud warrior."

That's what happens when you live that close to Newport Beach.

I think the Threat Level has been reduced to blue.

Three Brothers out of Harrisonburg. I've had the Great Outdoors & Hoptimization. Goddamn delicious.

Golf hustlers are going to get fat off this guy.

Ha! +1

@joe_larue6 @clxydo I'm sure you know what white trash looks like

He looks good!

First Pretenders record. It'll make your balls jiggle:

Happy Hallmark Holiday to Molar Jane & Molar Junior. And what the hell, to all you palookas, too:

You're not wrong. The problem is, if MSG is automatically bundled in with your cable package, he's got your dough whether you like it or not. (Barry talked about it earlier this week, but I'm too much of a dope to find and post the link.)

Didn't I read (on Deadspin?) that he only wanted to run for whichever team hired Tom Cable as head coach? Did he change his mind about that?

LISTEN ICEHOLE, MELLOW GOLD IS BEST CORK-SUCKING ALBUM OR MY FARGIN' NAME ISN'T ROMAN MORONI!!!!

Exactly this way. $ changes hands, she doesn't show up for court, case dismissed. Bingo-Bango, everyone goes home in a limo. Pretty disgusting, eh?

Oh! I honestly didn't know that. I haven't been following the NBA (no cable), and thought they'd linked to the block on LeBron James mockingly. As in: "Hey look! THIS guy jumped!!" Thanks for setting me straight. Cheers!

Good luck tonight, Bob Odenkirk. The Jimmy McGill>Saul Goodman transition begins tonite!

"I don't have hops? Fine! Then nobody has hops!"