Everything seems in order here.

"Cross my teeth and hope to die.", he added.

Anyone else think Belichick deflated the balls to keep his running backs from fumbling? He knew he'd need Blount in that weather, and Blount isn't exactly known for his ball security.

Time for a little "Liquid Heat" in the jockstraps.

This guy is such a poor man's Aaron Hernandez.

Why does his head seem so...dented?

Nonsense. He was merely saluting his loyal, albeit small fan club in Section C.

Risky. To pull something like that off, you gotta have the balls of, like, fifty guys.

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/fucking dying

I've said it before, and I'll say it again: If you follow and enjoy NCAA football or basketball, you are a bad person. And no, I'm not putting too fine a point on it. Enjoy March Madness!

-1 non-kicking foot