Wow, that is one cute mutt! Have a fun weekend with Colt.

Terrible idea. I'm old school, meaning I tear off the bottom half of the cupcake and eat that first. Then I eat the top frosted half. I mean, that's how I would eat a cupcake if I wasn't team pie. Pie forever!

Crazy, isn't it? I almost don't recognize my country!

I was thinking along the same lines, then it hit me: Her appearance is color coded. Red lipstick, white hair, blue eyes. Red, white, blue. Get it? Clearly you and I are not her target demographic and must really hate America.

Fuckers. I don't believe a composting program would cost so much, but even if you take their numbers and include a few million that the Green Capitol program supposedly cost, I'm willing to pay for that. It's a drop in the bucket of federal spending and won't make a difference budget-wise. If they were serious about…

Meh. Go do your homework, kid. The best we can hope for is that it will inspire another good cover by Jimmy Fallon.

Even with all the time in the world, I still think she'd be incapable of providing a reasoned, thought-provoking account of herself. She's neither capable nor interested in doing so.

Good luck to you. Be well.

And he was spotted Monday morning in New Haven getting his caffeine fix.

So Feminists are responsible for making divorce easily-obtained and prevalent? That must be why divorce rates are higher in states like AR, WY, KY, TN, and MI and lower in states like NY, MA, and CT.

When conservatives and Republicans start presenting valid political options, I'll start respecting them. Until then, screw them and their backwards, regressive, women-hating, union-busting, climate change-denying ways. I may not always be able to prevent what they're doing, but I can laugh at them. Can and will.

"a clean house, dinner, and a joint"

"... and even wore them [stirrup pants]with a tuxedo jacket and cummerbund to a bar mitzvah."

Yeah, that can get kind of messy.

"willful, wanton and deliberate" - he's talking about the pictures, right?

Yawn. This article only gets nominal traction because it's posted on Valentine's Day, so you can feel superior by bashing romantic love. Otherwise, there's not much going on here. Let us know when you've written a better love story than "Romeo and Juliet."

For once, I'm OK with the use of Comic Sans.

Wow. That's a much nicer model than the one I grew up with. Even has holes cut out for the eyes and mouth. Snazzy.

Is that a pick up line in the making? "Hey, I've got a truckload of condoms back at my place. Wanna make sure they don't go to waste?"

Five years of work undone by one person's statement? Then I'd say you were doing a real crappy job "raising awareness" if it was so easily undone. Quit bitching about overseas competitors. Like the American auto industry, make a product people want to buy, and they'll buy it.