Like they'd have anything brown over there.

And with that, ladies and gentlemen, I give you my first and last comment on Breitbart:

As long as there's a buck to be made, there will always be an army of lawyers ready to defend him.

Do you really think he could have tipped the scales in rural Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin, or any of the other places Hillary needed to win that she just didn't? Trump was promising people a return to a way of life where they where they would have honest work, fair compensation, and the dignity that came with both of…

But they're doomed to fail! NOTHING is whiter than NPR!

How the Hell would he get legitimized? The only people that could have known about it are either dead (Robert / maybe Jon Arryn?) or unreliable (his prostitute mother / anybody else). What big or small Houses would oppose that? All of them. The title, "Lord of the Stormlands" is pretty much up for grabs right now.…

@poprivets:disqus YOU FOOL! You forgot, Jurassic Park Reclining!

AAARRRRROOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

I, for one, welcome our new bunt overlords!

*ahem*

@George_Liquor:disqus Do I ever have good news for you!

Only the funkiest of monkeys!

MIKE D (yeah?) WITH YOUR BAD SELF RUNNING THINGS
WHAT PAIRS BEST WITH THESE BLOOMIN' ONION RINGS?

@WelcometoTinyTrainWorld:disqus God, if ever a website deserved to be Kinja'd…..

@avclub-f6ea5bbfb60747c44de83d0ed40ad1ce:disqus Can we throw in people who were born, raised, live, and work in Minnesota but still pull for the Packers?

@avclub-f7f8eb12e0f61a9321597157c0d61791:disqus Sherman, Lincoln, Grant, and, just for the Hell of it, Cleavon Little and Gene Wilder depicting the, "Where the white women at?" scene from Blazing Saddles.

@avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus For the last time: YES!!!! Why is that so difficult to understand?!?

WAY ahead of you!

Thanks!

It is!?!