Ben Grimm *[checks out i09 comment section]*

Welcome to Tiny Train World That means I can go five more times before I leave for work!

Goodbye from the World of Tomorrow!!!

Pop Rivets …. and that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Shia Labeouf becomes the most celebrated actor in America.

wrightstuff76 Truly, it is a but that won't quit.

That night came the honeymoon…..

I was hoping she'd give him the Blues Brother treatment:

firedmyass If the thing you hate the most about him is his hair, you aren't paying close enough attention.

"No madam! I'm on the level!"

Persuasive skills: Having inherited a shit-ton of money that he WILL use to either help or hurt (maybe not help) your goals based on your ability to please him.

Fancyarcher Search your feelings! You know it to be true!

To be fair, he looks like he's had plenty of desserts.

@avclub-5f6a9f5130f01738ca241e16bf0b6c61:disqus … but enough about Jeb Bush.

Yeah, but nobody's exactly sure what the glass is half-full of….

@disqus_QPhJxyvkNY:disqus Sympathy upvote. Also, I'll see that and raise you living the district that just sent Jason Lewis to Congress. Here's a sample of some of this guy's thinking (warning: do not actually read the quotes below unless you have strong alcohol / a blunt object nearby to help you erase the memory.):

"The Weathercock Ninnies" is going to be the name of my new indie rock band project.

Meh, that's still a waste of a wish if you ask me. You should've just cut out the middle man like I did.

I'm not proud to admit that I just spent the last 20 minutes watching that video on a continuous loop….. so I won't. Now if you'll excuse me, there's something I need to get back to……..

As the proud owner of a (regular-sized) Schnoodle, I can safely say both that their is nothing freaky about them and it is very fun to say the word, "Schnoodle."

Fair enough. But they'd better be LIGHT brown damn it.