THE KINK-SHAMING HAS ALREADY BEGUN!!!

@notJames316:disqus Very miniature, apparently…

@Dikachu:disqus First they came for dick-faced monsters, and I did not speak up because I was not a dick-faced monster…….

It's going to be a while. This President generates a LOT of gravity.

@avclub-4a51fda79bbd54b4e7327dd6559b6c4d:disqus THANK YOU FOR SHARING THIS!!!! My grandfather served in this division during WWII (not me specifically, my other grandfather…. its complicated). I woke up this morning thinking that I couldn't be more proud of his service. I was wrong. Wish I could upvote this more than…

And/or hello!

@chrishandel:disqus Upvoted because I needed something to be happy about today and your avatar reminded me that the Cubs have won the World Series.

@mackdoggs:disqus @disqus_DWHwZVLL1G:disqus Robert Baratheon basically started a continent-wide civil war because the woman he loved (and he thought loved him back) was taken from him. How do you think he would react to the news that she left him willingly, married the man she left him for, AND conceived a child with…

@Shurlock_Ventriloquist:disqus Oh well then, that settles it.

Saints Row baby! WOOO!!!!

@Sanctusfilius:disqus *Ahem*

@disqus_ovhFZ8GEHA:disqus (pssst! He's making a joke. It's from an 11-year-old Jack Handy article in the New Yorker. http://www.newyorker.com/ma…

Fear, hate, and ignorance.

But only if you're nasty.

@EricKahn:disqus I was kind of hoping it would go a little something like this:

*[retreats to r/clouds with story of being persecuted. Is treated like a hero]*

@tavernacle:disqus What? That's ridiculous! I mean…. nobody actually does that… do they? Like…. if somebody still had Spice, Spiceworld, or even Forever in their car's CD player and blasted it every morning on the way to work and also sang along….. that would be totally weird, right? Yeah, I seriously doubt that…

@avclub-9e99b236245c1d3d6a7cf246077f6f67:disqus ENOUGH WITH THE CLOUD-SHAMING!

@disqus_1khRlx3JYV:disqus Good one, Bob!

@disqus_IBNltfhZEd:disqus Never tell me the odds!