@MalfunctioningEddie:disqus YOU FOOL! "Perfectly cromulent" WAS RIGHT THERE!

@disqus_oVUXH6xJtC:disqus Moe's bar rag in "Moe Goes from Rags to Riches" would like a moment of your time.

Yeah, but that was mainly meant to distract people from his horrible domestic policies for a couple of days, so it doesn't really count.

Typical left-wing Rebel Alliance response!

@Dikachu:disqus What did he have to do to get in, open the door?

@avclub-37fd12d0bf53337b800259b27994d600:disqus That's just an old urban legend that was originally conceived in 1922 as an excuse to beat up on the Irish.

@LexWalker:disqus Like you would know. You couldn't fool your mother on the foolingest day of your life if you had an electrified fooling machine!

@count_erpoint:disqus You must not have spent much time with today's children. "Don't be like the Hitler Youth" is a fine middle-of-the-road standard, right between, "don't shove scissors up your nose" and, "don't shove scissors up your ass."

@avclub-d06075178fb1ef41a55a4b2b7990ecc7:disqus "It's like year-round summer! Some of the snow is even starting to melt!"
-Minnesota

[Bong!]

@agentdougiecooper:disqus Its very brave of you to admit that. Where do you find the courage?

Those uniforms? Hugo Boss.

Say what?

@theVaudeVillainess:disqus The who's what now?

@avclub-6ffc79f9decf633c29b09e6c25621195:disqus ""Where's Roose with the delicious Hormel Black Label™ back bacon?"

@mattiescramz:disqus In the books? Not that I recall. He has an exchange with Aeron where he boasts about how he has served thousands of Gods because when other sailors see his ships, they pray.

@PenelopeRockatansky:disqus Mario's brother is in the game?

You live in Flint, Michigan?

@bei_dawei:disqus That's not going to end well for anybody….

@avclub-c1a181c99ac4568d774b6585bc0a2153:disqus They probably didn't know yo' momma was there!