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*jerk off hand motion*

Just when you thought it couldn't get any better!

It did get quite nasty in the pasty!

@bruisedpristine:disqus I all fairness, I think the thing he was trying to say was that the Nazis never used chemical weapons in a combat setting (i.e. they weren't lobbing Zyklon B shells at the Allies at Normandy).

@count_erpoint:disqus We're changing our national anthem to, "Yakety Sax!"

@avclub-d7b683529752a4d24d84c4941861a363:disqus The fact that he didn't walk right then and there was all I needed to know to not feel sorry for him.

And when are you going to get a second person involved?

@Plumberduck:disqus Sad boosh.

Who keeps letting him in here?

@avclub-e56eea9a45b153de634b23780365f976:disqus With any luck, the first part of your memory to go will be the part that remembers Episode 1.

@avclub-ade723a6815e7dffd777dfb9719c8ad3:disqus At a guess, I'd say he dishonored himself because he considered the common people of King's Landing to be innocent, while the vast majority (if not all) of the people blown up in The Great Sept of Baelor were playing the Game of Thrones, making them fair game.

@avclub-e56eea9a45b153de634b23780365f976:disqus "This is so wizard!"

@poprivets:disqus Shut up Baby, he knows it!

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Eh. I mostly just amuse myself.

Reverse-catheter?

"NE-VER had to ______ on wood! But I know someone who has! Which makes me wonder if I could! It makes me wonder if I….."

@avclub-808e22af6c33eea22608f30cef458844:disqus Look, I'm the first to admit that maybe that last peewee soccer game got a little bit out of control, and I think it's fair to say that neither of us were exactly on our best behavior, but would you please stop referring to my son by that name?

YEAH! Especially when there are so many pictures, videos, and firsthand accounts so readily available online!

Damnit @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus! Stop posting in Spanish!

@FerlinHusky:disqus Well, not with that attitude.