"In fact… forget the board game!"

@Matthew_Blanchette:disqus I GET IT!!!

Damn, the next Settlers of Catan is dark as Hell.

@avclub-78d66e7514954eb0c2a6a7067a792d66:disqus Which I call, "incorrupetence."

Only if he's accompanied by Mike Huckabee in a red onesie playing a flame-shooting bass while bungie-corded to a missive truck full of speakers (aka: The Doofus Warrior).

Well…. it's one of the reasons…..

Damn it @sewerratpumpkinpie:disqus! Stop posting in Spanish!

@statelyplumpbucknagilum:disqus Lucky. I wanna rock!

Ground up and in a can?

@Lord_Stoneheart:disqus Either way, at least you're getting some nice post!

I can think of at least one better use for time-travel!

WHO!?!

@disqus_hbOv1r934s:disqus Sure, he is today. But eventually he's going to come back from his vacation.

A Person who is Pac

Our console has Speed Holes that allow it to process faster!

NORDBERG!!!!!!!!!!

@mattchicchi:disqus Not a bad post, but it needs a few minor corrections

@disqus_lUpR34wZlF:disqus Perhaps they use…. The Nozzle.

@disqus_4bej0MZkgj:disqus Or even that bad of a prospect!

That's bad!