*[about to press, "Nuke Ted Nugent" button, reads @adrienchandler:disqus's comment, considers it…. stays hand, closes lid to button, removes keys, console slides back into wall, bookshelf slides back into place]*

What do you mean, "There's no one there."? You've been elbowing my good friend Tyler Durden this whole time!

That's exactly what those sneaky scientist-type guys would say!

Yeah I'd say that….. wait…. why would an Archmage be concerned about conservation of mass? Unless….

His cabbages!

*privy

Why Republicans voted for Trump despite being downright ashamed of him (in on particular order):

"Here? No, I think abuse is probably the only realistic option."
-The A.V. Club

Summer 2018: Mulan …. starring Emma Stone.

@mrimmyowngrandfather:disqus *[softly begins playing Can You Feel the Love Tonight in the background]*

Did anybody else keep hoping that Bruce Campbell would step onto the scene at the last minute and save the day?

@avclub-3b82b1d883a5bf2defbc7567e9815d96:disqus Look, I'll give you vampires and Hell beasts, but implying that the upstanding citizens of Devo have lied to us? THAT is taking things too far! I bid you good day, Sir!

Fair enough. Feel free to bitch away. I won't try to stop you.

Ah, my mistake. I just assumed that you were new here because you were looking for a logical explanation as to why people were needlessly abbreviating words and getting frustrated when you couldn't find one.

Lol (Laugh out loud).

Pretty sure he was talking about that in the context of the show and not making a blanket statement about, you know, all of human history.

@avclub-33235e3d066bad95b6eea457826f7507:disqus Welcome to The Internet. You must be new here.

YT = "whitey"

@stichface:disqus "… there are no reports of offspring from those encounters."

@stevendouglaspetarra:disqus "…I think it takes more than brains to be fully bipedal."