Agreed about the OT. It has a lot of heavy lifting to do, even after all these years. I was hoping to give it some relief and was thinking I could after TFA but so much of what was bad about TLJ actually undermined what was good about TFA. It was just so bizarre. If I was JJ, I would not be a fan of Rian Johnson for…

No—we all “get it,” the problem is that the scene was both stupid and incredibly cheesy. It was just an all around poorly executed idea.

Gorver is the name of my new metal band. We all dress up like Blood Muppets.

“I’m Carrie Poppins, y’all!”

Just like Yoda wanted to think of himself as a cool lovable muppet and not a CGI mess.

to sell more toys, of course. DUH.

Die Fledermaus or GTFO

I have no idea what the obsession is with the founding of SHIELD. I just wanted to watch Hayley Atwell trade period barbs with handsome men and beat the shit out of others to swing music.

This was my very first comment on 1/30/08 and it seems appropriate for the anniversary.

Even if you don’t agree that the film warranted best director consideration in a vacuum, sometimes consideration for these awards is given symbolically, and the fact that a big-budget, action/comic-book movie starred a female protagonist and was directed by a woman, and, in the wider context, bucked the conventional…

OMG, if they actually called it “Untitled Deadpool Sequel”...can we get a petition to Ryan Reynolds about this?

NO KILLER BEES?!?!?!?

“Drax can toss priceless space batteries”

There was a war about Unification Day and not one mention of The Serenity Valley. What kind of history lesson was this article?

Nah, they’re the new Agnes Nutter.

Henrietta Hippo or GTFO!

Counterpoint, the only thing worse than an A-Wing is a Y-wing.

ADR stands for “Alderaan Dialogue Replacement” and it’s a horrifying process, it sounds like thousands of people screaming before it stops suddenly.

Excuse me, it’s actually “Austrian Dialogue Replacement” because every actor you see on screen is actually Arnold Schwarzenegger. 90% of every movie’s budget is tied up in CGI to make Arnie look like other people.