No Elrond. No Erestor. No Arwen. Not even Glorfindel!
In fact, this show doesn’t show any of the Tolkien elves at all. This is such a weird break from the source material.

The universe is under no obligation to make sense to you.

“Speaking with USA Today, Johnson once again confirmed that VIII will start the moment after The Force Awakens ends, the first Star Wars film to do that. ‘I don’t want to skip ahead two years,’ Johnson said. ‘I want to see the very next moment of what happens.’”

Lucifer will continue battling with his mom, presumably.

Wasn’t “Nightline” created as a daily update on the American hostages at the embassy in Iran?

After years of hearing Carrie’s loving stories about her mother, and how Debbie Reynolds helped and supported her daughter, I can’t help thinking of Bokonon’s definition of a duprass. They lived beside one another for years, and they assisted, in small and in large ways, others in making sense of mental health and…

Oh Christmas Groot, Oh Christmas Groot,
Such amusement do you bring me!
Oh Christmas Groot, Oh Christmas Groot,
Such amusement do you bring me!

I just hope that Star Wars: Episode VIII – Full of Gays handles gender and sexuality more tastefully than Episode I handled racial stereotypes.

So when are we getting a Despicable Me/Rabbids crossover?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

Sauvingon Blech.

Highlander with the cast of ‘Allo ‘Allo!

No.

Now that this is Trump’s america, I’m sure that many folks out there no doubt find names like “Chirrut”, “Cassian”, or “Baze” to be offensively foreign.

Ridiculous? If you want ridiculous, imagine how many times I’ve had to re-buy this movie.

and that the Death Star is just a giant McMuffin that they need to work around.

“Where are we going?”

Might not be an actual breakup, might just be more “I DO NOT WANT YOUR PELVIC SORCERY!!”

Both of these films owe a huge debt to the excellent Farscape. You’d have to be blind and deaf to deny it.