The Mercury Villager Nautica.

The C5 FRC looks fantastic and even though the numbers look dumb next to 2020 numbers, they are still ridiculously real world fast. HP numbers are so inflated now people think 350+ is slow.

That is not a frame - that is abstract art.  The only way that Jeep is going to Moab is if you sandblast off everything that isn’t rust and carry what remains in a bucket.

Have you ever farted on your phone, because the only safe place for it was between your legs? NOT ANY MORE! Our butt plug with tractor beam has an (optional) fart shield!

I was thinking this. I fucking hate these. 

...Dammit.

lol you inferred the rotary isn’t an oil burner.

So Kanye was right? Win the Super Bowl and drive off in a Hyundai?

SPOILER:

Maybe Jalopnik will offer him a job.

What the fuck are wrong with catalytic convertors? Catalytic converters are modern miracles. They DRAMATICALLY reduce the harmful emissions from vehicles (by a huge amount...we're not talking a little thing here...a lot of people underestimate what they do), and do so in a way that is extremely power and fuel…

DUH.

No, don't EVER put on your hazard lights while driving down the road. This eliminates the ability for people to see your indicators, or even your brake lights if you're driving an American car (most likely). It's such a terrible idea and I hate it when people do that.

You don't need those coolers if you're drag racing it, same with the Brakes. They know that as track-oriented as this is, a good 60-70% of them won't be under full load for anything longer than 1 mile.

This is exactly how I picture the AI drivers in Gran Turismo.

Only if you are an Argentinian. To everyone else it is quite funny.

MKII Golf/GTI. This is my favorite of all the hatchbacks.

Might not rank as the greatest of all time, but certainly epic: Ewan McGregor and Charley Boorman's global circumnavigation on the BMW R1150GS. 18,887 miles.

Pictured: Ferrari firewall.