You use "Cucumber" on tied up Fidel Castro.

The Binding of the Legend of Isaac Time

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

They are fake gamer cats just doing it for the attention.

I see it.

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."