Not only can he make gunpowder from dirt with a bit of sulfur mixed in, but he can make it into a shaped charge that can blast away six feet of dirt directly on top of him without tearing him to shreds in the process.

Are you sure it isn't "Batmani"? </eyebrow waggle>

Sorry, but he's so damn cute that he's doing a crummy job of telling me that I don't want him for a pet.

A fiddle is just a violin played under the influence of alcohol.

without lawn darts this list is incomplete

You use "Cucumber" on tied up Fidel Castro.

The Binding of the Legend of Isaac Time

When I read the article title, I was so excited for a movie that was nothing but ^this^ David. I would watch the hell out of that. But Biblical David? Oh my gods, no.

You'd be a dickhead to be in his position in the first place

They are fake gamer cats just doing it for the attention.

'I've never seen anyone handle these kinds of powers on a television show before'

Because it's not like the Flash ever had a tv show before....

I see it.

Damn you Liefeld!!!

OK I haven't read through all this yet because I had to stop and mention how much I cracked up at "I have no idea. I don't know how long you're supposed to cook chicken at a million degrees."

"a sci-fi action film that envisions what would happen if Earth somehow lost gravity. "

Fortunately, they are not impervious to being punched in the face.