I'll take answer #2 for $200, Alex!

Ahhhh, Hertzfeldt animation . . . Like being wrapped up in a warm, snuggly, needle-lined blanket . . .

Which is now now quite so lost!

I don't get it.

Now I have a hankerin' for some Zip Zap Rap . . .

Sweet Zombie Jesus, I can't believe you used the words "fact checkers" in relation to In Touch magazine!

My current fave is from the backdoor pilot for "CSI: Geeks"(or whatever) in "CSI" where Patricia Arquette defeats a virtual girlfriend program online, and it breaks up into polygons that fly around the screen . . .

Well, I gave it the old college try. Hate away, mon ami!

Not to mention Deadspin, Gawker and Kotaku. No action was really taken until the troll branched out from Jezebel. So couldya keep yer Jezzie hate onna slow boil, squire?

So. Much. Glitter.

Someone mentioned in another reply that it could be be a children's matinee film. And if it was digitally distributed, that opens a whole new avenue of possible fuckupery.

Because you can flee from the light, and the darkness will already be there, waiting.

It would be akin to calling Stormtroopers crack marksmen . . .

Hey Aisha!

Ah geez Bricken, spellcheck is not a proof reading. "Waking up in a plane", "hosts are changing… more slowly?"

What, Ridley Scott's King David? Already been done. By Ridley Scott.

Isn't this guy Inframan? Or is he Spectreman? Which man is he, man? Man, I'm so confused. Or am I Confusedman?

MOAR POUCHES!

Ookla, Ariel, ride! To Flavortown!

The only problem with Jessica Simpson's body is that it's attached to her stupid head.