Sweet Zombie Jesus, I can't believe you used the words "fact checkers" in relation to In Touch magazine!

Well, I gave it the old college try. Hate away, mon ami!

Not to mention Deadspin, Gawker and Kotaku. No action was really taken until the troll branched out from Jezebel. So couldya keep yer Jezzie hate onna slow boil, squire?

So. Much. Glitter.

Someone mentioned in another reply that it could be be a children's matinee film. And if it was digitally distributed, that opens a whole new avenue of possible fuckupery.

It would be akin to calling Stormtroopers crack marksmen . . .

Hey Aisha!

Isn't this guy Inframan? Or is he Spectreman? Which man is he, man? Man, I'm so confused. Or am I Confusedman?

Ookla, Ariel, ride! To Flavortown!

The only problem with Jessica Simpson's body is that it's attached to her stupid head.

Looks like someone's gone . . . plum loco.

The use of ellipses should be left to the professionals . . .