Looks like someone’s about to get a presidential pardon!

I just got prostate cancer from how terrible this was.

this sucks a dead bears cock.

I hope zakk Wylde beats this dudes ass sometime soon

Transblogent.

I wish they would make a TV show about the confusion of transitioning to a new commenting system after living for so long in an old one.

Vagina brouhaha

I’d just wipe ass after performing an Olympic-size BM (Taco Bell and bad Chinese food) with a sheet of 8 1/2 x 11 and carefully slide it into an intra-office envelope and send it on its way.

Kids today.