Still not the Koogler movie we need.

Lizard People Eat Their Own

He claims its New Orleans, which I take as a personal insult. Eastern European is my guess.

But enough about Arcade Fire.

His first guest?

Forgetting Sarah Marshellfish

Pride and Pufferfish

I have a big ass 4k tv now so I should give it another go, especially if he’s going to make another 3 or 4.

Have you tried turning it off an on again?

I think it’s a theater movie.  I tried to watch it three times on HBO and never made it past the first hour without turning it off due to boredom.

Whatever it takes to keep Cameron distracted from making another Avatar.

Infinity War will only Seem Like Infinity

Damn, Wendy’s, that as cold as one of those frozen McD patties, amirite?

I hope she decides to Packer bags and leave him.

That laugh triggers my Sweet Tooth PTSD from playing too much Twisted Metal back in the day.

Season 4 is worth a watch because, holy shit, John Lithgow.

Fucking hipsters, man.

After the Vegas massacre. I guess this time MGM just said, “fuck it.”

Great, here come the tesseract puns!

Can we even imagine a time when a Death Wish remake wouldn’t be considered spectacularly ill-timed?