In his defense, he did at least audition Emma Stone.

Corgan Tries, Fails to Reassemble Smashed Pumpkin

I didn’t mind it but my wife swears we’ve never watched it and has no memory even when I described it to her, so, yeah.

The Downward Spiral Glazed Ham

Use the slogan “Happiness is Savory.”

Would you ask Tom Petty if he wants to believe?

A second coming is just part of the job, AlienJesus.

Rooster Cogburn always delivers.

At the very least they can Ruffalo some feathers.

The was definitely action.

You must have missed the director’s cut which includes the scene where Graysmith consults a Precog to catch Arthur Leigh Allen.

Five Nights at Mickey’s

Sure, it’s embarrassing, but they didn’t have to tie a Roeper round his neck.

More like Herlock Holmes, amirite?

It wasn’t so much a comparison to ‘exposing predators’ as ‘that person you like turned out to be a monster.’ Absolutely it is good that he’s held accountable.

It is. It is still depressing.

Yes!

2018: It turns out Leonard Nimoy ate a live puppy for breakfast every day.

Man, 2017 looked back at 2016 and asked, “what’s worse than a year devoted to killing off your favorite celebrities? I got this.”

BREAKING - Morrisey has canceled.