Man, in that scene, when they rip the alien off his face and throw it up against the wall, you can see the alien dick for a second. Of all the things that grossed me out in this movie, that detail really got to me.

The first step is admitting to yourself that steps are powerless escalators.

I thought the answer to that was simply that David wanted living things to experiment with and having a rampaging alien on a ship full of sleeping humans would rob him of test subjects.

Golden Showers Economics

For a second, I thought GJI had begun to consume itself.

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He did the best he could; it's not like there's an Emanuel for how to do the job.

In addition to his looks and skills, he was also brilliantly hilarious. He had it all.

He had Comey fired for refusing to stop the investigation into Russia meddling with his erection.

Just like Windows 9.

I hope people can get over their justified (though arguably inflated) hatred of Prometheus and go see this one so we get some conclusion to the story. It's a fun ride.

I was totally fine with how they handled it, my only worry was that they wouldn't commit to such a dark ending. My friend bought it, so it definitely fooled some people.

I really liked it and the few complaints I have are outweighed by how much I enjoyed it. I somehow thought this wasn't a direct sequel to Prometheus, so the reveal of David was a surprise. I was not, however, fooled for a second when 'Walter' shows up for the evacuation. I hope it does well because I want to see…

Between the low carb craze and this, it's getting harder and harder to distract the masses.

I guess they weren't clowning around.

Mr. Beardsley?

It can be two things.

Now the only question is, how small must it be?

Pretty sure there's not much chance of that anyway. Women are performing their biological duty of natural selection and walking out on him.