At least I can find where the beer is in Houston and numb the pain, but in Dallas, finding a beer is a vision quest.

I've learned to deal with Houston but Dallas is a place I never want to return to.

*Jeff Bezos, alone and strapped naked into a sex swing, surrounded by walls of flat screens, his entire body lubed, waits patiently for Amazon Alexa Spank Bank 1.0 to come online*

glenn beck limbaugh
alex jones demagogue
men's rights cuck fights
fluoride addled gay frogs

And it willingly ignores the fact that the most harmful threat isn't what's coming across the borders, but legally manufactured, government approved opioids that are destroying the very communities that elected him.

I was thinking more like the sick shits, but two things.

Goodbye Yellow, Thick Load

Microscopic Dancer

You can pry my acid washed jorts and Hypercolor shirt from my cold, dead hands.

It's not my favorite comic strip, but I usually get a chuckle.

There's a joke about Robert Palmer in there somewhere.

Counterpoint: I'd listen to anything by Huey Lewis before almost any contemporary music.

They canceled Rabin's article and he has started his own website.

Dissolve 2.0?

And somehow Clonus is the least boring of the three.

2 Fast 2 Furry

*clenches fist*

Must be some pretty damning blackmail material, then.

I really need to convert.. for the jokes.

I'm having an intense internal struggle over how far to push good taste by making up names for those dwarves.