mrhemisphere
mrhemisphere
mrhemisphere

In Soviet America, microwave watches you!

It stinks!

The old New Coke switcheroo.

I'm going to steal that phrase to use in my new alt right documentary, The Straw Man Who Knew Too Much.

It's part of their insidious plan to make us appreciate GJI more.

No es bueno! No es bueno!

The Night Manager 2: Insomniac Boogaloo

Mr. Death should be required viewing.

I love the bit where he pulls out the ventriloquist dummy and does the "not a puppet, you're a puppet," routine.

Himmler had a bit that just killed.

Sometimes you just have to grab the bill by the horns and proofread something before you post it.

I take it this is the point at which we're supposed to quietly reflect on how we'd never have read this article if the ladies of AV Club were working today.

Two things.

*Roger Corman frantically takes notes*

No equestrian about it.

But enough about the president.

It's like the worst 'missed connections' ever. You were in the stall next to me and we whispered A7X lyrics together while dropping a deuce. You hurried out of the restroom without washing your hands before I could catch you. Message me if you want to share earbuds and develop tinnitus together.

Michael Hastings.

One joke about 9/11 and my TV Samsung like a bird to the CIA.

What a cunning stunt.