*Day Lewis sits naked in a stovepipe hat, using feather and ink to draw a dick pic*

I hope they cast Walton Goggins as a sassy, southern Michael Myers.

His music puts me to sleep.

I've got the pinup of Ms. Snarktober in my bunk.

They don't proofread the articles because we're not supposed to read them either.

Doug Jones was the guy who directed Satellite with Sean Rockwell and the ill-fated BattleTechnique adaptation.

Creoles or camparis or even romas are good, but most tomatoes don't have much flavor.

I've made a few sandwiches in my time, many of them professionally, and you don't put the tomato directly on the bread or it will be soggy in no time.

I think, since the alt-right claims they "meme'd" him into the Presidency, it's only fair if we try to troll him out of it.

And the grease provides a long lasting, natural lube.

Until now, Samsung had the housefire market cornered.

That's a lobe blow.

I don't care what you call them, just put them inside me, stat.

*Jamie Kennedy bolts upright as his Google Alert goes off for the first time in years*

15 year old me was just jealous that he got to work with Scully.

Why is David Duchovny interviewing Anthony Michael Hall?

The couple of times that I've tried to get into Inquisition, I just end up wanting to go back and replay Origins instead.

Put RetroPie on that thing!

Because if there's one thing conservatives love, its trying new things.

*Cosby purses his lips and shrugs at the camera. Laugh track*