I've made a few sandwiches in my time, many of them professionally, and you don't put the tomato directly on the bread or it will be soggy in no time.

I think, since the alt-right claims they "meme'd" him into the Presidency, it's only fair if we try to troll him out of it.

And the grease provides a long lasting, natural lube.

Until now, Samsung had the housefire market cornered.

That's a lobe blow.

I don't care what you call them, just put them inside me, stat.

*Jamie Kennedy bolts upright as his Google Alert goes off for the first time in years*

15 year old me was just jealous that he got to work with Scully.

Why is David Duchovny interviewing Anthony Michael Hall?

The couple of times that I've tried to get into Inquisition, I just end up wanting to go back and replay Origins instead.

Put RetroPie on that thing!

Because if there's one thing conservatives love, its trying new things.

*Cosby purses his lips and shrugs at the camera. Laugh track*

Cosby.

This thing was concocted in a studio board room: IP from a couple of decades ago that will stoke nostalgia, A list actress, young director who will take studio notes, add CGI and release 'stunning' trailer. Repeat.

I read that in PC Principal's voice.

Dear God, you must have dozens of Range Rovers by now! When is enough enough??

I've cornered the market on mechanical computer mice in anticipation that they will be the next wave of throwback ironic must-have accessories for millennial hipster nerds.

Pretty sure the state motto is Quantity over Quality.

No, big hands.