I'm Josh Gad somebody finally got round to adapting Murder on the Orient Express.

It is a tumah!

Skyfoul

No, he was the FBI agent on that show about the east coast tough guy who wrests control of an empire from its rightful heir, only to find his boredom and guilt make him an ineffective leader who sends that empire into chaos and ruin.

You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

Its the emotional journey of a father connecting with his son over arm wrestling and head popping.

"What, me worry?"

Over the Mountain Top

Two things.

*James Woods frantically calls Liam Neeson to see if he can get in on some Hard Powder action*

One is an incestuous, golden haired patriarchy that rules through spite and revenge and the other is a Targaryen.

Gavinception

*Spicer reads headline and accidentally tweets his Ashley Madison password in response*

There's a bar near my neighborhood that uses nitrogen in all of their lines, and always have like thirty on tap.

Who's a Good Boy Scout?

No one is buying ten dollar popcorn kernels for any reason other than obligation. Meanwhile, the Girl Scout cookie form sends me into a rehab-worthy crisis of self control.

Real progress would be dropping the 'Scouts' and letting other classes join as well. Heavies and snipers have too long suffered this intolerance.

I'm a little shart on puns today.

I think it's in Frank's book that he describes how they didn't really screen movies before they riffed Sidehackers, which contains a brutal rape and murder scene that had to be cut, and the movie as shown in the episode doesn't really make sense without it. That's when it became Frank's job to find and screen movies.

Lego Batman is going to cause economies to collapse.