To think he could have warned us.

It stinks!

Also, the "I" in "HIdden Fences" is capitalized, but who bothers to proofread anything they're about to unleash on the internet anymore.

In totally unrelated news, that defamation lawsuit against Netflix by Pablo Escobar's brother has a mysterious benefactor who has funded a dream team of lawyers.

The studio screwed up and hired the other Paul Anderson.

Lede buried.

Guys, A Dog's Purpose is directed by a guy named Lasse.

When you play the Game of Thrones Monopoly, you win or you flip the board in rage.

Can you finish a game before Martin finishes the series?

Worth noting that we've replaced a president who brought homebrewing to the White House with one who has never had a drink. Dark days.

I'm going to shower myself in golden ale.

I'm getting pretty Wario these pun threads.

As one who has occasionally enjoyed a shower beer, I'm intelligent enough to know that you don't bring glass into a place with hard surfaces where you'll be naked and soon slightly inebriated. Jesus, Sweden.

Nothing says metal like Missoula, Montana.

Bed Bath & Beyond's new Ed Gein line is pretty distasteful.

I hope Conan resurrects his O'Reilly phone call bit for this.

Whatever the reason, they snuffed out a perfectly good pun and I, for one, will not abide such atrocities.

Ambrose was a UNO history professor and author, best known for Band of Brothers, which was source material for Saving Private Ryan and the miniseries of the same name. He died a while ago, unfortunately at the same time that he was accused of plagiarism in several of his books. His sources were credited, but he…

Those weirdos who wanted to boycott Rogue One because it makes space Nazis look bad are going to have mixed feelings about this news.

This isn't the Koogler movie I wanted.