Calling bullshit on that Nickelback track being altered.

Do those look like David Koresh glasses or am I projecting my hopes too much?

I've got them in Grolsch style bottles laying flat, so hopefully that kept it from spoiling. If not, I've got a lot of apple cider vinegar for cooking.

Death is the ultimate change.

I made wine with plain Mott's apple juice and Fleischmann's bread yeast. The result was not great, but better than Yellow Tail. I have three or four bottles of it that are now four years old. I'll crack one at Christmas to see if age has improved it.

The Dark Age of Nu Metal.

For better and worse. It allows newer players a chance to win games in spite of poor choices. I've really come to dislike C'thun, in particular, because it provides an automatic win. Playing smart usually means focusing on board control and card draw, but if your opponent is playing a C'thun deck, there's a good…

Well, I'm glad it worked out for someone.

No puppet.

'Dumped' is definitely the correct verb.

If you think we got the shaft last week, wait for the inauguration balls.

The waiter just wheels a fridge up to the table so that you can rummage for leftovers.

I did the same and it was worth the effort. Best turkey yet.

Filming an exploitative sweeps week episode with Not "That" Shelly Duvall.

A gosling getting hit in the face by a pigeon sounds like some next level Dr. Moreau experiment.

Some, I assume, are good people.

But, no I don't condone piracy and only engaged in it when I was poor, which is the reason I suspect most piracy occurs.

I'm implying that threatening to sue their fans for downloading their tracks instead of focusing those legal assets towards an inevitable future in which internet radio companies would pay them fractions of pennies for practically the same result may have been a misguided decision. Fuck those guys.

The irony of Metallica embracing the medium two decades after trying to destroy it almost makes up for sending younger me that cease and desist letter.

More like Hot Tub Crime Machine, amirite?