I picture him sitting around in his underwear, reading the paper and occasionally yelling, "Blagojevich!"

A thin skinned lunatic used overwhelming money to silence a tattle tale and the Neo-Puritans are celebrating without thinking about the implications of what just happened.

I'm not going to engage in hypothetical arguments since there is a real case here and we don't need to try and mitigate the facts through obscurity. I will say that Peter Thiel didn't "front" anyone any money; Terry Bollea is not paying Thiel back. Further, Thiel filed many, many lawsuits other than Bollea's with…

The difference is that journalism is critical to democracy. It isn't just people losing their jobs, the public is losing a source of truth.

In this case, Law and Order: SVUCB

Probably about the same since Farley would be too busy giving PT Anderson an Oscar winning performance in his W.C. Fields biopic, thus marking the beginning of the Farlaissance.

Careful with that slander or they're Ginsu you.

SyFy saw the news and has already greenlit Snarknado.

Finally, I can create titles for my sassy spin-off series, Stranger Thangs.

He won an Oscar for that garbage song? Does anyone still take the Academy seriously now?

That's because when this Gaga model starts to exhibit any sort of agency or deviation from The Plan, the Illuminati can replace her with a more subservient, equally nondescript model.

So Konami is answering the Call of Doody.

The fact that I can buy a beer and walk down the street with it outweighs any concern I might otherwise have about how far below sea level I am.

They can call it Dunes.

Or at least gets sent to the penalty box.

You think puns are funny, I Bette.

Did Univision buy Lifetime shares or something?

Henry VI VI VI, Part 1

A Midsummer Night's Scream was right there, Lifetime!

Nothing Spanx can't fix.