It's refreshing to see a band photo where they're actually smiling while about to be eviscerated by a wolf.

*Canada

Well, don't google it if you didn't make it through Audition.

kiri kiri kiri!

A Harry Potter Nazi movie? I bet the millennial generation Goebbels it up.

If you want to make a Tommlette, you've got to break some eggs.

I thought the Suicide Squad Fashion Line was what you were supposed to call if you start having destructive thoughts like, "I might wear this crap."

Look, we can will this thing into existence but it starts with unsubstantiated rumors. Next thing you know, "Lexi Alexander Batman" is in the top ten searches and it's only a matter of time until it becomes a reality.

Jesus died on Omaha beach so that I could spend three days eating chicken wings and playing Overwatch.

So what you're saying is Lexi Alexander's Batman will be amazing.

The Silmarillyawn

What a Buzby kill.

Dungeonsnap!

More like Valley of the Dulls, amirite?

*Johnny Christ on-the-spot.

I love that they would prefer 'tequila equivalent' over Cuervo. Amen to that.

I'll tell you the question - What the hell's with this Devil stuff? The whole black mass, and the whole six-six-six, coffins thing? Don't think the Big Man ain't keeping score, baby! He put you in the penthouse, and He can kick you back down to the gutter with these two! [ points to Steve & Eydie ]

It can be two things.

Ancient Wong

All of the broomsticks in Quidditch matches are adorned with truck nuts.