It’s been long drinks since a raised tide off all boats.

This is the same as drag racing except aero bits and torque focus.

Damn, his own engine outran him. :D

Starred for street racers are total idiots.

I love every one of these types of videos. Motor explosions, transmissions calling it quits, I love it. However, I feel bad for the owners of the vehicles*, most of the time, because holy hell is that a very expensive paper weight now.

So this was Rail Force One.

Glare, mud, dust and exhaust fumes would impede visibility greatly.

Well this is going to get fun.

Because crossram Hemis are awesome.

The Nazi GP program was about showing the world the superiority of German engineering ( a myth that still persists to this day ). By this point in time, the terms of the treaty of Versailles were already very publicly undermined/ignored by Nazi Germany, because they knew the treaty no longer had any teeth.

I was in such a hurry to be snarky that I forgot to check myself and subsequently wrecked myself.

As much as I sympathize with him, and as much as I dislike Domino’s, the truth is that they’re the ones in the right here.

It’s a hazard, but it looks like they are emphasizing two things to liven this old trope up a bit. One is that Jack-Jack is a kid that nobody could handle, and the second is that Bob realizes that the best way he can help his family is by clearing the way for Helen to achieve her own goals of self-actualization. It’s…

I worry that they’ doing the “dads can’t parent” trope but it’s The Incredibles and Pixar so they get the benefit of the doubt for now.

So it appears the only way to keep Carroll Shelby from signing a Cobra glovebox is to hide the car from him.

Ahem

It has been proven that sugar in the gas tank is a myth however I’m not sure about the liquid variety. Now, if you really want to fuck some shit up, I hear bleach works wonders.

Uh no, you mount one block forwards and the other backwards so it evens out. Duh.