Slide your glasses down your nose a little and put the bridge over the top edge of the mask. That helps a lot.

Do you know this story? Ebert walked out of crappy movie and wandered into a bar one night. Playing at the bar was undiscovered John Prine. The next day at the paper he turned in his one and only music review.  It instantly filled up the bar where Prine was playing and helped put him on the map.

I accidentally tapped cigarette ash into a mug of beer. No one noticed, so I drank it down and ordered another beer.  It was a little gritty.

And not a rug, throw rug, or carpet in sight. Just wood and tile/slate. Although the work-out room did have some sport mats under the machines.

The Outrage is like a well:

Check out their full assortment of spirited chocolates.

I’ve owned my share of pink button-down shirts, and while I’ve never had to use it, I’ve always been ready with the riposte “real men aren’t afraid of colors.”

He was a 14 pound orange tabby (like Morris the Cat). So, lots of orange and white hair was shed.

I had a cat that was a foodie, and he got all treats all year (wet food to promote hydration, treats to get him to take medicine, and others). When it came the holidays, I decided he didn’t need any extra food, so I took my Navy Pea Coat out of the closet and laid it on the bed. He would literally spend all day on the…

That’s not my definition; I took it straight from the Chambers Dictionary. Therefore, by that definition, a submarine from Subway is not a sandwich, :)

A bun is connected on one side, so it technically isn’t two pieces of bread. Once definition of a sandwich is meat between two slices of bread. Me, I don’t care.  If a gyro can be a sandwich, then so can hot dogs, tacos, falafel, etc...

This worked for me when I had a large pimple behind my ear that just wouldn’t go away.  After a week or two of regular application, I squeezed the pimple and everything came out, and since it was behind my ear, I could hear it.

This worked for me when I had a large pimple behind my ear that just wouldn’t go away.  After a week or two of…

He also has an extensive voter database that is worth money.

The NYT reported that he has the most extensive voter database. That’s worth some money, and he’ll definitely squeeze every last penny out of it.

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As a kid I loved saltines with peanut butter or butter. But you can put anything on a saltine. Cream cheese, cheese of any kind, peanut butter, butter, etc.

Good lord, why did the cashier and manager let him do that? I guess Aldi, like the honey badger, don’t care.

My state is listed as sweet potato casserole, but we never had that growing up. The closest is the time mom made sweet potatoes in orange cups. Those were tasty.

I have a vague memory of living off their taco salad while on spring break in the 80s.