Life without salami and pepperoni doesn’t last longer, it just feels longer. 😒

Kudzu would my invasive plant of choice.

bamboo is mutually assured destruction.

Peruvian food is really great in general. It’s not just the multiple climate zones, but the multinational culture. You have the native Quechua, but obviously European colonists bringing continental influences and a fairly large Chinese immigrant population. You can get great Chinese food in Peru and the other food is…

Wear a mask you fucking clown. I’m surprised a science denier even knows what an app is. Go actually read some scientific literature you imbecile.

Canned mushrooms are cooked as part of the canning process.

Personally, switching from cushy toilet paper to the 1000-sheet one ply rolls was a revelation. I find we use way less of the stuff, with a roll lasting our four-person household 4-5 days or so instead of maybe 2-3. You do use “more” in the sense that you might need to unroll a little more in length, but it will still…

As per the caption, that looks like a rancid, pustulent ham. 

Why are you surprised? Isn’t finding bugs exactly what betta testing is for?

It also gives you an excuse to eat an olive.

Nope, The article is just about owned cars. Part of their initial premise (under Cars are Expensive) includes the consideration for finance charges aka leases and car loans. We can forget about leases here but you still own that car regardless of how much equity is actually in it. Do they need a section to consider…

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

The Old Testament backs up the “enormous fucking dickhead” theory.

I just want to add that whether your employer contributes a match or not should have to bearing on this decision. They’re not going to match on your rollover amount.

Huh. My algorithm is 20 year old girls showing off their boobs while “dancing” for some reason.

I think location also matters. Parenting styles may differ but house rules trump all. If you send or bring your child to a playdate or party at someone else’s home, you are obligated to have your child follow the rules of house they are at.  If you do not agree with those rules, you are free to remove your child but…

Sounds like Sonic.  Everybody wants a Sonic and then they opened up one nearby to me.  I tried it for the first time here and it sucked major balls.  Burger tasted like it was made 2 hours before.  The onion rings taste funky (buttermilk?) and the tot’s were the only good thing I got. The wait was overly long for the…

The French Laundry could counter by opening a drive through.

That doesn't sound great...but I would take it over any savory gelatin dish in a heartbeat.  Sweet aspics aren't popular, but they still make a little sense next to modern uses of gelatin; tomato gelatin over salmon sounds like the haute cuisine equivalent of a bar bet.

Not only that - closing a card removes all your credit history associated with that account. Thus, lowering your overall credit history, and credit score.