hire OJ!

hard to find ripe. they’re always rock hard and not sweet and they’re much more expensive that apples 

Like you said, just eat the damn skin!

chop it up fine, go a little heavy on the mayo and pepperoncini, and throw in some handfuls of shredded cheese and you have a “hoagie dip” a co-worker used to bring to potlucks. 

That’s gross. At least eat a Wisconsin cannibal sandwich which tastes good.

Had to look up Freddy’s because that fish sandwich looked awesome.

For all that culinary prowess, France could stand to do a better job with these savory potato chip snacks. In that department, America is still #1.

Maybe the CT models were wind tunnel tested in a Martian atmosphere. 

help neutralize the spicy beef jerky fats

My wife always throws them out. I think those are the best pieces!

OT, but to keep brown sugar from getting hard I throw a small leftover knob of ginger in the bag.

Anheuser Busch led the decline of mass-market beer sales, thanks in part to a Bud Light boycott waged by American conservatives throughout 2023.

Restaurants, you do what you need to do to make your business work, and I’m going going to order in a way that makes sense for me. If we don’t see eye to eye, that’s OK, I’ll just go somewhere else.

What’s the restaurant?

About damn time.

Maybe now is the time to admit the tuna was fake and what they sell doesn’t technically fall under sandwiches because they’re made from hamster bedding, newspaper inserts and sand emptied out of bathing suits.

Don’t forget vegan, halal and kosher options for all of your weirdo friends with self-imposed dietary restrictions.

Came here to say the same thing. Nobody wants to have to clean an extra set of dishes (salad bowls) with everything else going on

I come pretty close to soaking my sub roll with vinegar.

Possibly, but what the corporate standard for keeping stuff like that from happening?