They’re so smart, but so tasty. It’s a real conundrum.

I bet they’re all safer than a motorcycle with five people on it, which is realistically what these cars are competing with. Making the cars safer will make them more expensive, which will make more people stick with the motorcycles, which will make them less safe.

Now you can see why crash test dummies don’t want to go to India.

Unless they’re fat. Fat kids need to go on a run.

how much you want to bet it has a white Apple sticker on the back?

Not as convincing as when he deked Mets fans into thinking he was going to catch that ground ball in Game 4.

Some of it is due to worm poop. (pdf):

Get to da CHOPAW

Rome hasn’t really been continuously inhabited, at least not most of the city. It peaked at around 1 million inhabitants in about 100 CE but had declined all the way to only around 5,000 inhabitants by 700 CE or so. Nearly the entire city was abandoned. Before modern flood control, the Tiber flooded pretty much…

I heard that it wasn’t a Russian but a Ukrainian loyalist that shot the drone down.

Don’t Lucas yourself, J.K.!

He isn't predicting anything, he is getting info from an inside source and leaking it out, HBO has every fucking right to shut the bastard down.

Right? It’s time to find better friends.

What kind of asshole gets mad that some people are getting to sit in first class and he’s not?

Knobs and switches are always >> a touch screen

No the girl didn’t suffer brain damage. The Uber driver did. The girl probably already had brain damage if she thought it would be cool to get her car up to 100 mph to take a stupid snapchat

Sorry, but liberals never wrong. They will keep doing it again and again. If you voice your opinions you are a bad person, racist, greedy, and a really really bad person.

That kid is on the fast-track to being an insufferable Ohio State fan in no time.