1347 Genoa, Italy

“Work Earlier” - My favourite! When I’m working from home I start as soon as comfortably possible. Let me brew a cup of coffee, get situated, download the days podcasts, earbuds in and I’m off to the races, usually about 7am. You can’t put a price on finishing at 3pm and having 0 commute.

Apple users need to learn how to text correctly so they don’t crash their phones.

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Upside-down fudge pops!

Riddle: How many burner accounts did Mayweather need to express his dissatisfaction with this comment?

Note that depending on the state, recording the conversation without the other party’s consent may be illegal wiretapping. New York, for instance, is a one party consent state (i.e., if at least one person gives consent to recording a conversation — you— it’s legal), but not every state is a one party consent state.…

Probably something on that shit ass Real Player circa 1998*

He's absolutely correct.
Lets assume for the moment a firm has the medical, intellectual, and engineering expertise and funding to execute a Mars mission.Where is the return on investment for stockholders?

If it’s a job reference, and not a personal one, most of the time all they do is confirm that you worked there in the capacity that you claimed.

That's a whopper. Are you blind?

Everyone knows you buy a Dewalt for hotdogs.

I use a ceramic knife. The ceramic makes it MUCH easier to cut winter squash!

What about for our friends in India? Is there a setting for allowing drivers to drive on whatever side of the road they damn well please?

Because it has all the drawbacks of a 70s Ford with all the charm of a 90s Ford.

Heisenberg and Schrodinger are in a car. They get pulled over.

"Envisioned by pretend guru and former legume…"

Dying.

Hi. I have raised chicken with my family. Corn fed is a bunch of trollop bullshit that you are being fed by the mass media. Free range chickens will only get corn in a proper setting, if it comes on a cob or some left overs from the table at our house. Proper chicken feed includes many things, but almost all of them…