For all that culinary prowess, France could stand to do a better job with these savory potato chip snacks. In that department, America is still #1.

Maybe the CT models were wind tunnel tested in a Martian atmosphere. 

There are going to be hundreds of fine upstanding Americans who will scream that their houses are being destroyed by this aircraft - even on days on which the plane is not flying.

I guess I hadn’t been paying close enough attention, but I couldn’t have cared less about this mission because I didn’t realize there were scientific payloads. I mistakenly thought it was all ashes and wooden teeth being sent to the moon. Since there’s science involved, yay science! 

yeah, bang it on the edge of the counter

help neutralize the spicy beef jerky fats

My wife always throws them out. I think those are the best pieces!

OT, but to keep brown sugar from getting hard I throw a small leftover knob of ginger in the bag.

the first visual clue that ALIENS with our telemetry data...

I like the wireless hub.

Won’t someone think of the Buffalo Bills Super Bowl shirts and hats?!

just the flat

Anheuser Busch led the decline of mass-market beer sales, thanks in part to a Bud Light boycott waged by American conservatives throughout 2023.

Seems crazy that insurance companies wouldn’t cover it because there must be a tremendous savings down the road in obesity-related issues.

Restaurants, you do what you need to do to make your business work, and I’m going going to order in a way that makes sense for me. If we don’t see eye to eye, that’s OK, I’ll just go somewhere else.

It’s a geographical Planck length

Putin. Because so much of the lake was in what is now Russia, he has the cover to reclaim the entire shoreline 

Damn that’s big, over 2,300 times the size of Rhode Island!

The government’s flood insurance program is plagued by low-participation rates and is deep in debt.