What’s the restaurant?

Read the article twice and still can’t figure out what a “drip problem” is.

About damn time.

Yes, these are consistent with the original Star Wars figures.

which aside from some slightly dated language and concepts

Taylor Swift’s breasts getting bigger as she morphs into Kellyanne Conway is disturbing 

Maybe now is the time to admit the tuna was fake and what they sell doesn’t technically fall under sandwiches because they’re made from hamster bedding, newspaper inserts and sand emptied out of bathing suits.

Don’t forget vegan, halal and kosher options for all of your weirdo friends with self-imposed dietary restrictions.

Came here to say the same thing. Nobody wants to have to clean an extra set of dishes (salad bowls) with everything else going on

Almost missed this gem under the links to other articles:

Thank goodness. I thought this was about Santa. 

I come pretty close to soaking my sub roll with vinegar.

That looks adorable! 

Possibly, but what the corporate standard for keeping stuff like that from happening?

Aldi has some of the worst produce I’ve even seen they had a whole displays of asparagus with slimy, decomposing tips and rotten raspberries.

I went to one for the first time and left unimpressed. I couldn’t figure out if any of their store brand stuff was any good so I just left with some beer. 

For the first two weeks, things went great — until hitchBOT made it to Philadelphia, where it learned what the real American dream is all about. hitchBOT was found beheaded with its arms ripped off

The Walmart near me has only one staffed register that has access to tobacco and the rest (a dozen?) self-check.