11 per average day of the week, 77 divided by 7.

Sophie nails it when she says

Never even thought to soak a lentil before

Lost sight of my kid (7) when I let him go off and participate in something at the San Fermin festival when it spilled over into an adjacent plaza. Everyone dressed the same, Pamplona, at dusk, he doesn’t know the language, and it turns out he has a surprisingly Spanish-looking back to his head. We had a meeting spot…

I remember my dad’s penis from showering with him when i must have been four. Knowing this I vowed to stop showering with my kid exactly one day sooner than my dad did.

My one year old ripped our bolted baby gate out of the drywall. A tension rod...?

This is literally the best thing I’ve ever read!

 It’ll be a real blast when I bust out the scorecard during our next argument! Ha!

You really need to do all of the sheets together for any of them to really have any meaning. For example, one parent may have the time to do the activities because the other is doing the chores around the house or one deals with wet beds and nightmares because the other has a less flexible, but more lucrative job.

You’d have been ok leaving off the word ‘police’, you know

Ill bet if this were a real movie they would be forced to hire the visual production crew members for BS union reasons!

I don’t use them because of their tacky co-opting of a terrorist group’s name.

Deleted it nearly a great ago because after some update it turned into a huge battery drain (android)

Some Reddit comments even told stories of insurance claims turning sour based on what was said while “on hold.” 

Listened to this album (not vinyl) for the first time in ten years a few weeks ago and forgot how great it is. I can see this rocking vinyl.

Listened to this album (not vinyl) for the first time in ten years a few weeks ago and forgot how great it is. I can…

 mom was still working on dinner

I agree with everything you say, i sense you wouldn’t be happy with that scenario like I would be.

“With the ACA, the Democrats bent over backwards to get Republican buy-in”

Beating my meat. Now what?