And get this: The sink where workers are supposed to wash their hand didn’t even get hot enough to sanitize their hands

Fuck cupcakes and those who made them a craze a few years back.

did leg of lamb last week and short ribs a few weeks earlier. both delicious!

I like gadgets, but what does one do with this?

I like gadgets, but what does one do with this?

He’ll throw his hat in, but he’s a turd

Had a ball joint fail like this. It was original to the car. The garage I took it to showed me the fracture and there was a small bubble in the steel.

Heavy

The seemingly-benign restrictor plate was, in retrospect, the deciding factor in the 2016 election.

Sports-car drivers are… compensating for other areas. And guys who drive pickup trucks are rednecks.

Good luck getting gitche gumee to give up her dead.

month+

I’ve never asked for a package to be split, but have asked for other things and they’ve always been happy to help.

Get some quotes online from dot too distant dealers you have no intention of considering to see where they come in.

Years ago someone tried selling me a car this way. Instead of giving me the price, the dealer aseed me what i wanted my monthly payment to be so he could “make it work”. I wasn’t terribly interested in the car so I muttered something about him being able to finance me a Bentley that way and walked out.

They don’t want Donald Trump to fail. They want him to “pivot” and “act presidential.”

Amazing timing because on my to-do list this weekend is to plan a multi-city European vacation. For real.

it’s just that inhabiting the same 55,000-square-foot house as him feels a little too close

Fresh out of college I my live-in girlfriend and I visited my mom. We stayed the night. I don’t recall why, but we brought some laundry and my mom’s dryer wasn’t working very well. Come morning, her clothes that were running in the dryer overnight quite dry and she didn’t have dry underwear for the ride home. (Didn’t…

So people can see you be vegan and hear about you being vegan. Also so people feel compelled to cater to your needs reducing the joy of life for everyone around except you, the vegan, who this is all lost on because you feel entitled to your self-imposed dietary restriction being catered to.