But then you'd have a loose seal. And before you know it someone's gonna end up losing a hand. I don't think anybody wants to be on the hook for that.

I've given up on zip ties. More trouble than they're worth. I don't think I've ever used a single zip tie that didn't have to get cut off very soon after. Every. Single. Time.

Now THAT is what I call a good looking car. The car in the article is fucking hideous, both inside and out.

Step 1: Rack up shitloads of unsecured debt.
Step 2: Declare bankruptcy (using whatever chapter is applicable in your case)
Step 3: ???
Step 4: Profit, by selling all that crap you bought on credit and never paid for
Step 5: Laugh maniacally while the financial system collapses all around you

Spot on! Thank you!

Haha, getting warmer! Needs more facial hair.

Better...still not quite it though. Needs more Greek.

Innocent people have died today, and before the day is done, a few more will no doubt drop. Don't you dare make a single joke today, as people have died, and that makes humor off limits.

God I love that show. It's my favorite guilty pleasure. Easily one of the worst shows on television, but I can't stop watching. Can't wait for the new season to hit Netflix.

No Man with Funny Hair picture = fail.

I don't put much faith in eyewitness accounts. A lot of times, what we think we saw is actually drastically different from what actually happened. There's a reason eyewitnesses aren't relied upon to back up scientific claims. These situations require utmost accuracy, and "I thought I saw it happen" just isn't good…

Wow, I thought you guys were being nitpicky but I went back and watched the video and you were spot on. The jello effect is definitely there and it's in your face. Kinda disappointing considering the guy's a pro.

MacBook Pro hahaha

Nope. That's paraphrasing.

Great work, man. That looks much better than the oversaturated scan in the header. It's a perfect example of why having the negative is better than having the print. Everyone who said the print looks better than the negative should take a close look at what you just did.

Don't you know that time is relative? Especially in Kinja.

I usually wait until a brand new model of something comes out and buy the previous one. For example, I think my next phone will probably be a Galaxy S3. Even though I think the S4 is a marvelous phone and would absolutely love to have one, there's no way in Hades I'm shelling out $650 for a damn phone. I gots bills to…

Bloody hell! At what point do you just invest in a fucking CD burner?

Sweet! Was actually gonna comment to ask if there was a similar tool for Windows. I've always lamented Photoshop's inability to sample colors outside of PS. This will be a great help. Thanks!

Metro PCS all the way. I pay $50 a month for unlimited talk + text and 2.5 GB of 4G data (they drop you to 2G or something like that when you go over the cap). Seeing as you're not a data hog, that won't be a problem for you. I think they might have an even cheaper plan. Well worth looking into. Their plans are almost…