Life, uh...finds a way.

Cool cool cool, so racist shitlord Bannon, who absolutely doesn’t need the money, has a job after being unemployed for hours.

I come from rednecks.

Seriously. Forced sexual assault and mutilation, totally state-sanctioned because of the color of the women’s skin. I feel sick.

The all-fours thing got me too. It’s like they literally felt these women were no different than cattle.

Agreed. This is how I am responding to southern acquaintances that are clutching their pearls about removing the confederate statues - does Germany have statues of Hitler, Goebbels and Himmler? The answer is no. They were killers and traitors just like the confederates. I will add Mengele to my list now too.

Oh god, just reading about the women being probed while all on fours and held down while being butchered without anesthesia made me clench my vaginal muscles and bite down on my lip to keep myself from crying out. Goddamn.

This would make for a very meta Drunk History episode

That’ll happen right around the same time that trickle down economics actually pays off for anyone who isn’t rich.

But where’s the material action to back this up? The family who owns Jack Daniel’s is worth $12.3 BILLION. What would actually be cool of them is to locate Nathan Green’s living descendants and offer them stock options.

Your right to privacy (this isn’t a free speech issue, numbnuts) ends when you parade your idiocy in public.

Gawd! That was one of the most uncomfortable interviews ever and solidified my deep hatred of Simmons.

He did, a long time ago, I think. Liz put her foot down firmly (as she does).

They will be Queen Consorts, not Queen Reagent, like Elizabeth II is.

It’s the same thing. He just thinks that since he has a really minor French title he should have reigned over Denmark and his wife.

I think there is speculation that Camilla will be queen when Charles ascends to the throne. Wasn’t Diana slated to be queen? And won’t Kate eventually?

It seems weird to me that someone who is a member of the monarchy would not understand how monarchies work.

How does Denmark’s Royal Family compare with Britain’s? Liz Jr. has been queen for 65 years, and Prince Philip has been just that the whole time. Is Henrik’s deal different?

Hopefully not down there. That’s never good.

Right, well if you’re having this problem then please check your posts after you’ve posted gifs, and edit to remove them before the window closes if it’s happened. I’m sure we’d all appreciate it!