You wife is clearly from Pittsburgh.

I can type fast as hell with 95% confidenve that I’m going to hir the right key, up until a month ago when I vut the tip of my legt index finger off. Now I hace to look at the keyboard whrn I type, dur to lack of range, and I found that when I look at the keyboars and not the screen, UI maje more mistakse

What a square he got free drugs and called the cops who does that

Blow in the cartridge...

Even when he does hit Kennedy’s fingers, there’s no lasting damage, since he never hits the same place twice.

I before E, except after C, or when pulling a feisty heist on your weird beige foreign neighbor.

Pot smokers get more punishment than this guy.

Yeah but that free two day shipping with Amazon Prime.......

Chris, if you have access to Hulu, then you can find Maya Rudolph on SNL doing a tribute to this performance, via time travel.

I love how they kept cutting to the reaction of the prettiest girl in South Carolina.

Hey good for you, too bad you developed a terminal case of being a piece of shit.

If you think an AR-15 is going to save you from a drone operated missile strike, you’re part of the problem. Any and all “well-armed militias” have been completely outgunned for decades. If this country tomorrow turned into a warzone with tanks in the streets, fighter jets and drones in the air, napalm and bunker…

A. Jack Thompson’s back? Fuck.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: the NRA is a terrorist organization. They support and lobby on behalf of the ability for domestic terrorists to obtain military weaponry. The NRA is a drastically far greater threat to domestic safety than ISIS or Al Qaeda.

This is why they should PAY TAXES!

I blame the absence of fathers in the white community. Where is the personal responsibility???

The Tabernacle is really awesome. Its a converted church. I have seen a lot of great concerts there. Reverend Horton Heat, NIN, Pearl Jam, etc..... It really is a great place.

Way to channel your inner Linda Belcher nonsense sounds

‘To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Shadow of the Colossus.’

Nah, she’d still be an unfuckable hag.