It’s time to end the species, it sounds like.

17,982 emails? Gotta clear that inbox out. Woof. 

This is a common misconception. Zelda is the scientist. You’re thinking of Zelda’s Monster.

That’s exactly what Zelda’s brother Luigi would say!

In fairness, all of college football has a history of hating Lane Kiffin.

Literally anyone could have written that false information. Your sources are suspect.

I’m sure it’s somewhere else in another section of his journal

But...but BLACKS AND LESBIANS ARE IN SHOPPING LINES, man!

i don’t remember any of Larry Johnson’s career.

i’m still butthurt there isn’t post-ganon content but this is way more substantial than the first dlc.

“It was meant to be ironic and funny and extreme.”

You’re dad murdered a ref and dragged them behind a chariot?! That seems a little much

Technically it’s a Woman Dollar, so it’s only worth $0.80 in man money.

Oh c’mon just go with the joke already you salted pickle.

MARIJUANA, YOU IGNORANT REPUBLICAN MOTHERFUCKERS!

“For over 50 years, we’ve been getting people away from places. Whether that’s away from the office for a vacation, away from the kids for a night out with the love of your life, or away from the Godforsaken hellscape of your birth, a country cursed both by monomaniacal dictators and international sanctions, a land of…

You motherfucker.

Don’t worry, we can regain some cred if we do well in the World Series.

ME: tolerance and peace is the best way to go through life. we shouldn’t infringe on somebody who’s just doing what they want
ALSO ME: we should destroy every teen