Good suggestions, but I’d add HOV to the toll prices. I live in the DC area where HOV lanes can make a huge difference, but they switch directions, can be enforced differently and in different directions at certain times of day, and have different rules for how many people count as HOV (2 or 3). If you could just…

Please stop trying to charge me $23.99 per season for Batman the Animated series and $24.99 per season for Samurai Jack.

I mean, I’m not a bleeding heart but I just feel for the tiny, underfunded Bezos. How’s he supposed to compete with Musk money? It’s just not fair...

it so blew my mind that after all the horror stories about working in Amazon factories, they still didn’t vote to unionize, I feel like there’s still a story there that no one is reporting (or is afraid to report--it’s a shame that he owns the WaPo because this feels like the kind of thing they’d take on if there…

And while we’re at it i’d also love to see paper mario and the thousand year door get a re-release.

There was a long jump though?

I get “bumping” the extra seat in the same way passengers can get bumped, but at the very minimum they should refund the extra seat. And probably really pay some sort of penalty as well.

Was Charlie’s Angels ever really for women though? I thought the whole point was that it was super male gazey. (This is a genuine question; I’m too young to have seen the show.)

Yeah “locking down Australia” is some serious amateur hour shit.

I’m pretty sure it would’ve been in metric and imperial (even in Montreal) so the American audience wouldn’t have been subjected to the rest of the world’s socialist, undeniably logical measuring standard.

How can you be mad at touch controls for games on devices whose primary input is touch?

12th level Master Kinjatsu-ing right here folks. 

The triathlon part, mostly.  

Well see, that’s where I disagree.  

Sure, says triathlon right there!  

That was a triathlon joke

No one ever said switching to triathlons was easy.  RIP

Suicide. Is there a shortcut this guy won’t take?

Dark mode for $7... What?

I was honestly surprised that the Champion signature weapons weren’t completely invincible. Mipha’s Spear, Daruk’s Club, Urbosa’s Scimitar, and Revali’s bow all should have been special in some way, but they ended up being just regular old weapons that break.