BAD

Their presence in those groups is not a mistake.

**ta-da**

Right.

This, folks, is what is known as “concern trolling”. It’s used to muddy the clarity of an issue in order to give wrong-doers leeway to keep doing wrong, because it confuses the people who would normally stop them (which was its intent; it is never voiced in good faith).

He has one of those “punch me I’m an incel” kind of looks to him for sure. 

Bet he wishes he had that 1970s Plymouth my parents owned. I got my thumb stuck in the door from the inside as a kid. Not a scratch. Didn’t feel a thing.

“This” is a weird spelling of Ivanka.

My guess would be electromagnetic flux from the mic confusing their navigational organs much like moths to a light bulb. 

Makes you wonder what’s going to happen once a Deepfake is made of the Tweeter in Chief, or Mark Facebook. Target the right (i.e. wrong) person, and their tune will change i’m sure, especially if you can come up with some very apropos wording.

For what it’s worth, another big advantage you have over other millennials is time. As mentioned in your article, you are an “old millennial” and were born at the very beginning of the generation. Seeing as the millennial generation ranges from 1981 to 1996, you have up to 15 years worth of additional earning and…

Well duh! All religions c̶u̶l̶t̶s̶ are real. I still have my Nikes and roll of quarters though. I had to work that day and missed my ride to Heaven’s Gate. So bummed..,.

Well, there’s an easy fix - have the FDA stop writing things like this, and simply let these people remove themselves from the gene pool.

My favorite before I closed my account, “you’ve reached the end of your feed. Try adding more friends to get more content.”

And you know Seattle and Vegas will meet in the Western Conference Finals right off the bat, too.

The universe is a cold and mostly empty place, and all its movements are guided by nothing more than the indifferent leftover energy of a large explosion, and sometimes that energy randomly sends a speeding baseball directly into your crotch.

Umpire Tosses Dick Who Argued Balls And Strikes; Tossed Ball Strikes Umpire’s Dick And Balls

I was wondering the same thing.  A giant health Insurer that I  used to work for started people in CS at $24k and that job involved speaking directly to customers about why their health insurance wasn’t getting paid.  These people get more to start and get paid to look at Facebook images.  Zero sympathy.  

It sounds like the things they’re exposed to are significantly different than most other occupations.  

Can someone explain to me how this dipshit is approved and I’m in the greys?