250 years wasn't so bad, but certainly nothing compared to the ancients

I wipe once back to front and once front to back and I’m good to go. Are people like scrubbing their ass with paper?

The only way to get self driving cars to work properly will be to have to make them fly-by-wire.

Snowflake

My SSN is 123-45-6789. Please let me know if you need my bank account number too. Thanks.

They mean of the 4 major men’s sports.

Letang single-handedly cost the Pens that series. It’s time for him to go.

Here take my star

Yes to both. On desktop it can be reached @ inbox.google.com or the Inbox app in Google Play.

I know Kroeger down south has big check out thingys.

What kind of psycho builds a house where the bedroom doors are glass?

I do not look @ the keyboard when I type. That’s why the J and F keys have those little bumps on them so your fingers can locate them without looking. Takes some practice but after a while it’s not all that hard.

Damn it, I just moved OUT of Georgia.

Name one reason why legalizing pot is a bad idea.

Were soory that we have to do this to you, eh. Please don’t woory aboot it, your files are ok.

Its a glitch in the matrix.

That’s where the front facing camera and speaker is housed.

Does it include swipe to remove cards in the Google feed? Cause I want that shit back asap.

Shocked, I’m just totally shocked. The company I work for doesn’t pay taxes either. Granted they’re only a 2.4 B company but still.

What would you like him to say? “Oh shit dog, his fucking foot is sideways!!!”