I’m white enough to applaud when sizzling fajitas come to the table, but I agree with every part of this.

Or, maybe, Democrats are actually capable of being nuanced about things, and liked Wikileaks when it was publicly committing itself to being neutral and non-partisan. And then Assange was put under investigation for rape and his history of egotism and egomania came to light, and Wikileaks started leaking things like…

There are many zoos and aquariums that do valuable conservation work as well as educating the public that results in better stewardship of wild spaces.

Does this count as accidental anal?

100% same.

I guess it goes to show the current state of affairs that my immediate assumption on reading the headline was that she died.

A friend of mine recently reminded me of a sleepover at our third friends house (when we were 11) where the parents had really loud sex while we were trying to sleep then our friend got up when we heard them finish and said “I like to get them water when they’re done, they’ll be so thirsty.” Um WTF, I’d blocked that…

The day that kid cracks the code is the day Christmas will die for them...

Oops, Khloe ruined another almost-perfect post.

This show has got everything...Drew Barrymore, squealing young women, tripping young women, illegal transactions like Breaking Bad, baby jokes, zombies, bridesmaids, yoga cleanses, Tom Green, vampires, zany comedy, Adam Sandler cameo, sex, gore, and Dan Cortez.

Bullshit. Bring in more revenue. Obamacare extended the solvency of Medicare by over a decade. Tens of millions of people rely on Social Security as their only source of income. Cutting benefits puts them out on the streets to die.

FYI, you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

Congress doesn’t have a wifi enabled TV or computer screen just sitting there. Also, twitter isn’t chromecast enabled on iphones.

This.

a good and right opinion—that Phish is a great band.

Hear Hear. Harumph and all that but, yeah, Phish sucks.

Counterpoint: Phish and the Grateful Dead are absolutely fucking terrible. I hate Joe but even a broken clock blah blah blah.

I’m a paramedic, I deny no one care, as do the nurses and doctors I work with, regardless of how they came to their injury. Big macs everyday and a pack of Marlboros leading to your heart attack doesn’t get you denial of care. That said, this guy needs to be placed on a psychiatric hold for his suicide attempts, so we…

Much like electric shock, salmonella and norovirus are bugs you just harden yourself to.