I swear, I tried my best not to make him my new president. Unfortunately, I’m only one voter.

Just recently rewatched all of 30 Rock and I laughed my ass off at this line again, again, again.

He also doesn’t sleep and probably has a history abusing amphetamines. Is it wrong to hope he dies before the inauguration?

TIME Magazine is proud to announce its 2017 Person Of The Year: Congestive Heart Failure.

All the rest of the presidents are either sick or dead? Is he saying that Obama is not only Kenyan but a member of the dead classes? Because, if that is so, Obama is one freaking good looking corpse. Also, George W. Bush. He looks pretty healthy, too. But I guess he’s dead, too.

Maybe she’s buying the shirt in installments.

Please note that Annalee Newitz left in 2015.

I could see that. Although when I read it, I took that as artistic license to make the joke a little funnier. But, point certainly taken.

not to throw more trash on this fire, but word on the street is those eggos came in a stranger things swag bag he was given at a premiere.

I finally have something in common with the Kardashian sisters. I too, am Over It.

I’m pretty sure January 20th, 2017 will be darker.

Those’re what almost took out W! We can hope for the worst!

I admire Her confidence, I’d never even try to pull off a Pretty Woman cosplay at the beach.

It really seems like Cho brazenly misrepresented their conversation. Huh! Not a good look

I am Southwest-loyal. I haven’t flown on any other airline in at least ten years. They’re always the cheapest, you can check luggage for free, they give you free alcohol on holidays, and you have a pretty decent shot at getting some snarky/funny staff to make your trip more tolerable. To everyone who hates Southwest,…

I’m 6'2". I survive every flight. That’s what standing and stretching is for.