Actually, kudos to the Knoxville paper who broke the story. If not for their taking the extra step to verify we would have all been left with the good, if fake, feels. I can think of too many large news outlets and professional journals that would likely have NOT done the same.

I was thinking the same thing (about the vent, not your grandfather I totally didn’t know him and was nowhere near the site of that flamingo stampede nor did I use my vuvzela to trigger it)

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces...

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces but.... pictures like this suck. As a recovering coke/meth addict I have a really hard time with drug imagery. So yes, I’m triggered! In the true sense of the word!! I mean you guys do you, but it’s hard for someone like me. I can choose not to watch certain movies but I’d…

Would it be gauche of me to start chanting “Lock him up!”? His comments regarding the trial outcome are so Trumpian and I don’t want to further any comparisons myself.

tbh I too would have someone sing “You Don’t Own Me” at my wedding. Gotta be clear on that one, even in matrimony this bitch doesn’t belong to no man. (Except in a monogamy way. Property way/rights way/up-to-the-twentieth-century way, hell no.)

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There were allegations during the election that Trump already owes a significant debt to a Russian bank. (If Trump ever released his taxes we might have more info on this.) There’s also the fact that Russia hacked the RNC but didn’t release any of the data *yet* which means they could (probably) have blackmail…

I think all of this is incredibly simple.

its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

I began to watch Trollhunter thinking it would be crap and I would probably not even want to finish it. I am happy to say I was wrong, wrong wrong—I love this movie. Very original. I highly recommend it.

There is only one:

I was going to say Unwrapped but Food Network gets me going.

How It’s Made

The Mild High* club is $15

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

I think Kafka would only be proud if Donald Trump woke up to find himself transformed into vermin.

“These people believe this country is a democracy. It’s not,” Carreras, the dapper Wall Streeter and failed politician, said, referring to the Green Party and its allies. “It’s a constitutional republic.”

tfw u figure out trump was lying