I was thinking the same thing (about the vent, not your grandfather I totally didn’t know him and was nowhere near the site of that flamingo stampede nor did I use my vuvzela to trigger it)

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces...

I know I’ll be screamed at about safe spaces but.... pictures like this suck. As a recovering coke/meth addict I have a really hard time with drug imagery. So yes, I’m triggered! In the true sense of the word!! I mean you guys do you, but it’s hard for someone like me. I can choose not to watch certain movies but I’d…

Would it be gauche of me to start chanting “Lock him up!”? His comments regarding the trial outcome are so Trumpian and I don’t want to further any comparisons myself.

tbh I too would have someone sing “You Don’t Own Me” at my wedding. Gotta be clear on that one, even in matrimony this bitch doesn’t belong to no man. (Except in a monogamy way. Property way/rights way/up-to-the-twentieth-century way, hell no.)

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its a slippery (yet assiduously cleaned) slope, ryan. learn from my ongoing mistake...as of this moment, i have 418 roombas. i am literally stuck in a 2 foot square section of my salon, subsisting entirely on uber eats and tossing my excrement out a window.

There is only one:

I was going to say Unwrapped but Food Network gets me going.

How It’s Made

This is the United States of America. We just elected Donald J. Trump as our president. The term “slightest bit of street smarts” does not apply to very many of our citizens.

I think Kafka would only be proud if Donald Trump woke up to find himself transformed into vermin.

“These people believe this country is a democracy. It’s not,” Carreras, the dapper Wall Streeter and failed politician, said, referring to the Green Party and its allies. “It’s a constitutional republic.”

tfw u figure out trump was lying

Well, I can take joy in the pain of people who are regretting their votes because Donald is not building a wall/prosecuting Clinton. I really don’t have a lot of sympathy for those ones.

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

This is men. No where in his pissbaby rant did he mention consent. “Do you think it’s wrong to send people pictures of yourself?” Yeah, if they haven’t asked for them. “Are porn stars creepy” No, they consented to those videos being distributed to the public. And the public isn’t being forced to watch them. The…

I’m so tired.

#IMWITHluciFER